A collection of two hundred and one ultra-short absurd stories that behave like official reports: elevators take the stairs, time sues Tuesday, mirrors issue apologies, libraries purr. Written in a crisp, deadpan voice with a wink of British nonsense, these micro-fables turn bureaucracy into poetry. All incidents are "certified true" - at least while you read them.
A collection of two hundred and one ultra-short absurd stories that behave like official reports: elevators take the stairs, time sues Tuesday, mirrors issue apologies, libraries purr. Written in a crisp, deadpan voice with a wink of British nonsense, these micro-fables turn bureaucracy into poetry. All incidents are "certified true" - at least while you read them.